i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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