Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
