Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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