Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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