so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
