ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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