The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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