David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
