chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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