i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It's blow job season.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
third nipple confirmed
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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