So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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