She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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