this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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