break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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