he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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