i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Too much gin, very little bucket
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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