There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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