I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
He has the fingertips of a God
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