***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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