What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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