So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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