She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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