Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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