Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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