After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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