Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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