Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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