We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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