My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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