we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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