____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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