Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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