before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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