why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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