He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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