Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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