you turned your livingroom into a bong?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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