do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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