New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
