erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
