one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Are we still banned from the library?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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