u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize
