Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
