Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
We have started to decorate penises.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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