talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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