I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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