this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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