when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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