And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
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