She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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