I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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