Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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