The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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