This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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