kristin has been a bad kristin
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Im part way to drunk.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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