Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize
