And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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