We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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