I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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