no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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