Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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